The announcement today by glamour model Jordan that she will not be participating in this year’s London Marathon has sent rumour mills buzzing with speculation that the event might be a really long and arduous athletic event.
‘We’ve had our suspicions for a while now, but Katie Price’s decision to pull out has really confirmed what we’ve known all along – it’s a long, hard run,’ said a source at Heat magazine.
‘The organisers have been dropping hints for some time – sectioning off a 26-mile stretch of London and inviting elite long-distance athletes to compete – but this really is all the proof we need. Look out for our 26-page celebrity sweat-patch special next week.’
When asked if she might be pregnant, the source reported that she was simply a little bloated after an ill-advised second panini.