Under the new regulations, it will be unlawful to say "a Polar Bear went into a bar"
or for a politician to use the phrase "if you vote for me I will...."
Comedians & Politicians will now be severely restricted in the use of vocabulary which could be an inducement for the listener to "suspend disbelief".
Parliamentary privilege will still be allowed however, because a high percentage of the listeners would be asleep. Outside the House however, it may prove to be wise for politicians not to move their lips.
Children's books will have to be reprinted without the phrases "once upon a time" & "happily ever after"
Marriage Vows will be shortened to "Will you stand there & put a ring on this woman's(persons) finger".... I will
It will also become illegal for Bankers & Footballers to show their payslips in public.
?any other ideas welcome