President Obama is expected to step off Air Force One in France today wearing a string of onions and a beret,and the first lady has not bathed for three days.
After drinking Guinness in Ireland and enjoying a royal banquet in Buckingham Palace he feels he has to go the extra mile with the french after his predecessor called them"cheese eating surrender monkey's."
One of the presidents aides told a reporter"we all know how temperamental and smelly the french can be,so we thought it would be a nice gesture to adopt the french national dress."It is not known if the secret service will be dressed as Marcel Marceu.
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pumpernickle
offlineMemberPosted 1 year ago # -
Ironduke
offlineMemberThere is more mileage in this; illustrated by a photo of the Obama's swigging guiness with some StPatricks day shamrock top hats pasted on
Turning up on time in lederhosen for Germany, arriving a day late in Spain wearign a sombrero and carrying a wicker donkey etc...
Posted 1 year ago # -
pumpernickle
offlineMemberwell if i'd of thought of it at the time,when he arrived in england he would of been wearing a top hat,pinstripe suit carrying an umbrella,or being met at heathrow by loads of drunken edl chavs wrapped in english flags chanting ain't no black in the union jack.but i didn't so this will have to do.
Posted 1 year ago #
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