Mark Zuckerberg, founder of the well known website Facebook, last night unfriended himself on the online social networking site after watching The Social Network movie about himself and his work.
Zuckerberg is reported to have been disturbed by his portrayal in the movie. "I had no idea what an asshole I am", noted Zuckerberg in a recent blog entry about the movie. "I thought I was a regular kind of guy with regular friends but it turns out I'm a borderline Aspergic nut job who screws over every one of my functioning social relationships. I just don't want to be associated with that kind of person."
In what is thought to be the first event of its kind, Zuckerberg spent half the night drinking tequila shots with a few of his closest programming associates, developing new code for the website that allowed him to unfriend himself.
"It's kind of metaphysical, being able to both write my own Facebook posts but not having to put up with the misery of reading these half-baked bits of crap that an asshole like Zuckerberg spews out on a daily basis", wrote Zuckerberg.