Considering the poosibility that he might have had an affair with a women and recent attempts by a GP to talk to his patiens about Jesus in an attempt to offer hlistic medicin have lead the humanist society to ask for a super injunction on the subject so the press can not publish any more Jesus stories. The longstanding thory that he had fathered a child together with the recent discovery of Richard Dawkins walking on water had lead to speculations about a fishy gene discovered in Dawkins Genome that could explain his abilities.
The breach of the SI by a web site called Newsbiscuit will be submitted for thorough investigation to look for the source of the leak and to see what liablies could be sued for.