with apologies to Captain Pugwash
Strauss-Kahn blames drunken sailor as Seaman Staines discovered on hotel carpet
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Captain Rugwash ?
What do Master Bates and Roger the cabin-boy have to say about it?
John Ryan, the writer of the Captain Pugwash books, successfully sued The Guardian for repeating the baseless urban legend that the Captain Pugwash names were rude.
Let this be a warning - do not repeat baseless allegations in public!
Now, changing the subject completely, who should be in the next England Team - David James? Peter Crouch? And should it be commentated on by Richard Keys, who thrashes all the other commentators by whipping up enthusiasm.
I thought the cabin boy's name was Kipper
By all accounts he was a loud mouthed nipper
He stuffed his arse with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
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