The bug commonly known as the 24 hour bug did not report into work today due to feeling generally stressed out from being over worked.
'I can't take anymore' said the bug 'i've had to deal with being the excuse of many an employee's attempt of blagging a day off because of a weekends drinking binge or a just a don't fancy it to today attitude for far too long now and i'm at breaking point'.
The bugs abscence has coincided with his busiest day of the week, Monday. 'How people are going to manage without me today is anyone's guess' continued the bug 'I just couldn't take another monday of being the butt of peoples feeble excuses'.
With the extra demand expected on his services this morning because of the last games of the premier league season being played yesterday, the bug felt that it would be too much to bare. 'If it isn't bad enough covering up for some work shy office boy after a weekend on the piss, i've now got to cover for up for about half a million football supporters who are either grieving their team getting relegated or celebrating their team stopping up. If the truth has anything to do with it then my friend it was that last one that done it bug should get the blame or my other mate it was the dodgy burger I had on my home bug should kop some flak aswell'.