Anthropologists have discovered a tribe in a large warehouse close to Swansea who appear to have no concept of time and have been cut off from civilisation for many years.
When social scientists entered the dimmed lit building in the early hours of Friday morning, they were greeted immediately with howls of bewilderment from the tribe. Eventually, scientists were able to gain their trust with bars of chocolate and the tribe proceeded to make offerings of the back catalogue of Salmon Rushdie in exchange for some beads and a mirror.
Social scientists state that it is clear that the tribe, although physically fit from years of shelf-stacking and packing, have serious language deficiencies. Dr Paul Peterson, the first academic on the scene, says that, “unlike you and me, the Amazon staff have no word for week, or day or month. In fact, they have no concept of time whatever….mainly because there are no windows in the building and the strip-lights are on constantly. This could explain why many presents ordered months before Christmas last year have still not arrived”.
For the sake of the long-term safety of the community, scientists are keeping the location of the warehouse secret. However, Peterson did say he and his staff would be returning to the warehouse whenever the next installation of Grand Theft Auto would be released.