After decades of choking back their orgasms, Tantric sexperts Sting and Trudi hit the point of no return with tragic consequences. "One minute we were working the Reverse Gandhi and the next she was splattered all over the walls" sobbed the singer. "Frankly after 30 years of build up, my bollocks were the size of watermelons, and I couldn't hold it in any longer. " "In any case" he continued, "it was her or me - every man likes a bit of grip but she felt like a bull crocodile taking the leg off a wildebeest." Sting is hoping to repeat the success of his hit 'Fields of Gold' with a moving tribute entitled 'Oceans of Cream'.
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Trudi Styler 'vaporised' in Tantric blast
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