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I've been gassed like that in Spain.
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Posted 6 years ago #
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I've read it. To be honest, you have to give her credit for quick thinking. Husband discovers wife shagging stranger who has snuck into their flat...stranger runs off half naked...'Honey, I think a strange, unknown but selectively acting gas has been pumped into our rooms, and as I'd asked you to sleep in the spare room you were unaware that Manueal errr a stranger had snuck in (presumably wearing a gas mask to protect him from this bizarre gas) and had his wicked way with me.
Police are looking for a semi-naked renegade innovative anaesthetist with a war surplus collection.
Posted 6 years ago # -
ID, that's exactly what I thought.
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Great minds, Rikky boy, great minds.
(sorry for delay replying...my respirator's misted up)
Posted 6 years ago #
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