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   rikkor
   

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   http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389408/British-holidaymaker-raped-bed-unconscious-husband-gassed-Spanish-hotel.html

   Cheap red wine and greasy food, then someone's attacking you in bed.

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   Ironduke
   

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   I've read it. To be honest, you have to give her credit for quick thinking. Husband discovers wife shagging stranger who has snuck into their flat...stranger runs off half naked...'Honey, I think a strange, unknown but selectively acting gas has been pumped into our rooms, and as I'd asked you to sleep in the spare room you were unaware that Manueal errr a stranger had snuck in (presumably wearing a gas mask to protect him from this bizarre gas) and had his wicked way with me.

   Police are looking for a semi-naked renegade innovative anaesthetist with a war surplus collection.

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   rikkor
   

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   ID, that's exactly what I thought.

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   Ironduke
   

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   Great minds, Rikky boy, great minds.

   (sorry for delay replying...my respirator's misted up)

   Posted 2 years ago #

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