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Explosion in Glasgow pie factory, 3.1415927 dead

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Started 2 years ago by virtuallywill
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virtuallywill

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more in 60 seconds....

Posted 2 years ago #
Pinhead

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And 0.00000003589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609

Unaccounted for

Posted 2 years ago #
charlies_hat

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very good - have 22 stars and divide them by 7.

Posted 2 years ago #
waylandsmithy

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It is our duty to keep this on just over 3 stars.

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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I feel like going off at a tangent. Why? Cos I do, that's why. I shall log off now.

Posted 2 years ago #
virtuallywill

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Are you looking for a sin?

Posted 2 years ago #
Sinnick

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Not a rational storyline.

I'll sine off now.

Posted 2 years ago #
wulfin8

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Don't know any maths puns, but actually quite relieved about that.

Posted 2 years ago #
wulfin8

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Don't know any maths puns, but actually quite relieved about that.

Posted 2 years ago #
OllieP

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I've now given myself a complex trying to come up with a pun. Count me out.

Posted 2 years ago #
Qoxiivi

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I have given you one star. Not because I don't like the gag, but that was the mark that would bring the aggregated rating as close to the value of pi as possible.

Posted 2 years ago #
bonjonelson

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Excellent! Not the submission, which was rubbish, but that we collectively have been able to award it 3.1415 (approx) stars.

No more stars please people. Our work here is done.

Posted 2 years ago #
Genghis Cohen

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Courtesy of Thomas Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow:

∫ 1/(cabin) d(cabin) = log cabin + c = houseboat

Hilarious.

Posted 2 years ago #
button

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This post is irrational. i imagine. I'm new so I hope i'll be able to integrate.

Posted 2 years ago #
OllieP

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I think you'll be just fine. And welcome.

Posted 2 years ago #
JonnyJP

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Derivative dy where y = r^3/3

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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Never drink and derive, even if it makes you square.

Posted 2 years ago #
Le Creuset Fiend

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I was going to write a clever calculus joke, but I accidently divided by zero and all sorts of weird shit started happening. I think I may have inadvertently brought on the Rapture .... sorry.

Posted 2 years ago #
Poecheng

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How about a little collaboration
Anyone want to join me in a post - we could cosine

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Gawd! Let's call a moratorium on any more nerd pi jokes here.

Posted 2 years ago #
bonjonelson

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Ok For Rikkor's benefit we'll change the subject.

Did you know that in Africa more people are killed by hypotenuse than any other animal?

Posted 2 years ago #
Ironduke

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I saw a circus act once of a man in NHS specs and a tank top riding one of those.

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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I suspect this will be endlessly recurring. If I make a pun about a tangent, would it be considered racist?

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