'I thought it was just an old wives' tale,' said a stunned local. 'Next thing you know I'll be going home to find two nuns in my bath.'
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Nation shocked as barman actually asks 'Why the long face?'
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Ok - someone else five starred this, not me. I gave up on that trick after my first few posts. Would be nice to know who though.... Ah well, I don't want to leave those five stars all on their lonesome, so just because they might feel abandoned I'm going to give them a few stars as friends. Purely in the interests of harmonious star community, you understand...
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"Where's the soap?"
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Bear walks into a pub, says "Pint of ................ lager, please."
Barman: "Why the big pause?"
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