A biblical drought and a bunch of useless asset stripping water companies mean that the high street Stop Cock will be the social hub for many Britons this summer.
The queue for water rations will be the place to see and be seen.
But how do you avoid a social faux pas, when nobody knows how to dress for drought?
Top fashionistas Trinny and Susanna are to give fashion tips for the famished this summer.
Which fabrics are cool, durable and compliment a billy can?