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Who wrote the story about Tesco launching a cut price super injunction service?

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Started 2 years ago by ronseal
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ronseal

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I love it.

Why not do it as a full story?

Posted 2 years ago #
Al OPecia

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I'm sorry Ron but we can't talk about it.

Posted 2 years ago #
Al OPecia

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Mind you we could do a FP with it as a headline then with most of the text balcked out:

"Today in *************** ********* said ***** ** ****** ******* ***** in response to *******'s comment that ********..." etc?

Posted 2 years ago #
ronseal

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Tesco could do Two injunctions for the price of one

Posted 2 years ago #
Al OPecia

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And their "Finest" range would be super-dooper injunctions.

Posted 2 years ago #
Ironduke

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Not just a reporting ban, but a complete lawyer-gagging, journalist-silencing, blogger-busting total annihilation of the event ever having even been suspected to have been dreamed of in your wildest imagination.

That's an M+S injunction

Posted 2 years ago #
OllieP

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I didn't mention Tesco, but were you referring to the story below Ronseal?

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24923

If so, happy for people to add ideas to it, and maybe the thoughts above on Tesco and M&S could make the sub better.

Apologies if it wasn't this story you were referring to.

Posted 2 years ago #
rickwestwell

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And their logo: "Every little ****s"

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ronseal

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OllieP,

I think it was that one.

I liked it!

Posted 2 years ago #
OllieP

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Thanks Ron, may try to add to it later.

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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Ryanair already do this, but the injunctions only apply to regional newspapers based at least 50 miles from where the footballist actually lives.

Posted 2 years ago #
Ironduke

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with a supplement payable for each and every sex act you don't want mentioned.

I think there is a reasonable contrast here with the purchasing of indulgences in the pre-reformation Catholic Church

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Ironduke

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Although Catholic Church spokesman quoted as saying "Reformation? What Reformation? Baptise them all with fire (leave the cute one in the surplice till last)" springs to mind

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