A small plastic replica of the dead al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden is now the fastest selling aquarium ornament among tropical fish enthusiasts. Suppliers have confirmed that the figure, a faithful reproduction rendered in tank safe ceramics and non toxic paint, is outselling many other popular fish tank decorations, including the medieval castle and aerating treasure chest. 'My guppies go mad for bin Laden's head', commented one customer, 'They just love swimming in and out of his eye sockets and cranial bullet holes.' The 'Bubbling Bin' retails at £8.50 and is available from all good aquarium stockists now.
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Mr Payne
offlineMemberI heard that some angry customers who bought this product were complaining that after a couple of days the decoration simply vanished from the fish bowl overnight. The Pakistani authorities have issued a statement strenuously denying that they have anything to do with it.
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waylandsmithy
offlineMemberMy neocon tetras keep waving flags at mine.
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