Celtic Manager Neil Lennon today claimed he was Getting Better following a Helter Skelter Night Before when a Day Tripper rangers fan allegedly told him to Run For Your Life before assaulting him. This Boy, who Let It Be known that he had been Here, There and Everywhere to track Lennon down, said he wanted to give him ‘A Taste of Honey’. Lennon is reported to have told him, ‘You can’t do that.’ He then added, provocatively, ‘Ask Me Why’. Today Lennon said of the assault, ‘it Don’t Bother Me.’
‘I Should Have Known Better’ said the Girl today.
Fans gathered to demonstrate their support for Lennon. ‘Boys, I Wanna Be Your Man,’ he told the gathered Celtic supporters, ‘All I’ve Gotta Do is Come Together with you, and With a Little Help From My Friends, What You’re Doing, these Words of Love you’re sharing, will Help me carry on. I Don’t Wanna Spoil the Party.’
After the shock of last night, Lennon today came out fighting against the errant fan. ‘Do You Want To Know A Secret? I Want To Tell You, I’m Looking Through You, It Won’t Be Long.’ said Lennon. ‘Wherever you are Across the Universe I’ve Got A Feeling It Won’t Be Long Because There’s A Place. I’ll Get You.’