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Started 2 years ago by Screenie
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Screenie

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As tree falling in woods lands on Schrödinger's cat

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Qoxiivi

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Love the idea. Possible re-wording:

Scientific redundancies expected as tree in woods falls on Schrodinger’s cat

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Screenie

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Thankyou very much to whomever gave me 5 stars, it is much appreciated. However, could you stick a comment on also, even if just a coupla words so that it doesn't look like I 5 starred it myself?

Of course, having written this, I now can 5* it myself and pretend it was someone else.

Happy times.

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Screenie

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That would indeed have been better Qox. Show off.

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"As tree falling in woods lands on Schrödinger's cat" ...which had just twatted a butterfly for starting a typhoon in the Pacific.
Have another 5*.

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acwanaut

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Single handed claps all round - 5* :-)

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Mr Payne

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Just decided to educate myself and learn about Schrödinger's cat. Wish I'd never bothered. It seems to me that this Schrödinger chap was in severe need of a pair of breasts to play with. Ideally not his own, but I wouldn't be picky in this instance.

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Screenie

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He wasn't doing too bad, he already had pussy.

and box.

Basically his life was dedicated to investigating pussy and box.

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Mr Payne

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As has mine. But I may advance the suggestion that I have been more fulfilled.
Perhaps there is a new headline about poor old Schrodinger regarding his misinterpretation of a lamentable sex ed lesson. The poor sod.

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Mr Payne

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Hang on. Just had a rather obvious idea. See you in the writer's room. Don't get too excited.

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ResidentAlien

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Schrodinger's cat confirmed killed in freak logging accident. "It could have gone either way" state doctors, physicists, lumberjacks.

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Screenie

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We're not sure if the cat heard it coming.

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Mr Payne

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A paranormal investigator interviewed said cat with the question 'Did you hear it coming?' The cat replied, 'Does a bear shit in the woods?'

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Qoxiivi

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"Basically his life was dedicated to investigating pussy and box."

Imagine buying a biography on one of the greatest physicists of the 20th century to find it merely contained the above sentence.

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OldThingy

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Ahem...http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23105

Cat already dead in box...

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rikkor

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See my photo at left. Amy German cats need only apply at my drooling jaws.

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OldThingy

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Ahem....http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22437#post-60648

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Quaz

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Cat says he's in two minds about it

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Screenie

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Indeed that is a joke about Schrodinger's Cat OldThingy, but a different joke surely?

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Mr Payne

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Well done, OldThingy. You made some similar headlines earlier than us.

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Oxbridge

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If a man says something in a forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Screenie

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Not sure Oxbridge, I'll ask the missus.

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