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Started 3 years ago by Scroat
Latest reply from Zadok the second

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Scroat

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"There is a complete hole at the centre of the Conservative Party manifesto." Gordon Brown

Posted 3 years ago #
brownpaperreporter

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but theres an F in every manifesto

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QorbeQ

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Titter... "that's a big f-in maniFesto"... you arr make oi laff (he says in his best yokel-Herefordian accent)

Posted 3 years ago #
ramblesid

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Do you really think it's necessary, Scroat, to remind everyone, every day, which way you are going to vote? That's if you're clever enough to find the polling station.

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Scroat

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Hey Ram I've got a postal vote, so don't have to. As for Polling Day itself, I'll be manning a village Polling Station all day with Mrs. Scroat. And as we've been there before, we should be able to find it ok. Thanks for your concern.

Hey BTW, I've never voted Labour in my life. They're all pretty grim, doncha think?

Or are you going for the BNP again this year?

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ramblesid

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A Labour supporter who's not voted for his party. You're thicker than I thought. And don't play the racist card on me, you bag of shit. I've had an evening of the crap my daughter had to put up with from the locals during her week's holiday in Portugal, because she's half Chinese.

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I must have been off-line when you chaps fell out over something but the last two posts suggest that you're both inventing assumptions about the other. So perhaps you could both make an assumption that the rest of us are sick of hostilities and just lay off? Please ...

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QorbeQ

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I'm sick of hospitals too sauce, or was that sick in hospitals, I can never remember. Hmmm ... "that's a big f in hospFital" ... doesn't work really does it ...

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Zadok the second

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I did wonder about postal votes. I told a canvasser at my door that I was planning to 'go postal' and they ran away. So a win there, I feel.

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Scroat

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Oh Zadok. I've got to a try that when they come knocking. Brilliant.

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jp1885

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Good call Zadok.

Ram, Scroat, give each other a hearty handshake please and let's hear no more about it.

Posted 3 years ago #
Scroat

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I'm afraid I'm an unreconstructed hippy at heart, so love and peace as far as I'm concerned.

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Zadok the second

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Another helpful tip: In aiports, it is preferable to use the phrase 'are you going to frisk me?', rather than 'are you feeling frisky'?

As I found out.

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