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Nick Clegg buried at sea to avoid creating a shrine for 'Yes' men.

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Mr Payne

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Cameron says the coalition will continue to work exactly as before. Nick who?

Posted 2 years ago #
Deacon

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He lies at the bottom of the sea - even death hasn't changed him.

Posted 2 years ago #
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Following a tip-off from an agent known only as Al'Qamran, Clegg was traced to an Ivory Tower in Westminster in the early hours of this morning, where a crack team of voters took him out. One student witness confirmed "he definitely had more plans to attack US".

Posted 2 years ago #
bonjonelson

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Damn. i should have read this before posting mine. This is better!

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