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Speedophile steals kids swimming trucks, more soon

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Manifestations of Baboonery

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or is 'Spaedophile steals kids trucks, more soon' better?

Posted 2 years ago #
Qoxiivi

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How about: After child's swimming trunks go missing, police question known speedophile.

Sounds a bit more like a news headline and puts the pay-off at the end?

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Manifestations of Baboonery

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Yes, much better. Ta!

Posted 2 years ago #
SteveCut

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Or even simpler and removing any unpleasant connotations:

Swimming trunks theft; police question known speedophiles.

Posted 2 years ago #
charlies_hat

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I got thrown out of our local pool as the S's had worn off my Speedo's......

(Jason Manford I think?!)

Posted 2 years ago #

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