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Pile of wank discovered in toilet of Turner Prize gallery now favourite to win

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Started 2 years ago by Screenie
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Screenie

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'It just epitomises the essence of the Turner Prize,' stated an expert.

Posted 2 years ago #
Al OPecia

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Don't you mean "puddle"?

Posted 2 years ago #
Qoxiivi

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I was going to say, someone's having a few jizz-viscosity issues...

Posted 2 years ago #
Screenie

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I can make statues out of mine, that not normal?

Posted 2 years ago #
Pinhead

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I think 'Bag of Wank' is the correct terminology. Not to say you can't place the statue in the bag afterwards mind.

Posted 2 years ago #
Screenie

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Ohh, bag of wank. That's much better. And what I originally had in mind all along before seeing if you'd spot my deliberate mistake. Obviously.

Posted 2 years ago #
Screenie

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Basically utilizing the 'leave it open for a little improvement so that it gets bumped back to the top when someone points it out' trick.

Posted 2 years ago #
rickwestwell

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Surely "pile"?

Posted 2 years ago #
Screenie

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Never before has my wank be so heavily scrutinized.

Posted 2 years ago #
Qoxiivi

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Shag-pile.

That is all.

Posted 2 years ago #
Screenie

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Better now?

Posted 2 years ago #
rickwestwell

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You pulled it off in the end, well done.

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Al OPecia

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Sorry, didn't mean to stretch this out, it was only an off-hand comment.

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Pinhead

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I've been typing with the other hand so it looks like someone else has written it

Posted 2 years ago #
Jeremy Hunt

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I really like this sub.

Posted 2 years ago #
Pinhead

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Given your occupation, that's not a remarkable observation JH; no offence like.

Posted 2 years ago #
greg various

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Bucket full?

Posted 2 years ago #
Al OPecia

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Proof, if it were needed, of Rick's recent assertion:

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-65994

Posted 2 years ago #
DiY

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Mouthful?

Posted 2 years ago #
Screenie

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Handful?

Posted 2 years ago #
DiY

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Buttocksful?

Posted 2 years ago #
Poecheng

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Fantastic. How long did it take you to knock that one out?

Posted 2 years ago #
Screenie

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Not too long, luckily Mrs Palm popped by to give me a hand.

Posted 2 years ago #
Scroat

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Don't you mean baggershate?

Posted 2 years ago #
Screenie

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I just don't know anymore. Sob.

Posted 2 years ago #
waylandsmithy

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Are they releasing the Bin Laden photo as a late Turner entry? It's likely to win: it annoys some people so much that they want to blow themselves up.

Posted 2 years ago #
Titus

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Not realy 'ironic' - barely an exaggeration of reality unfortunately.

Posted 4 months ago #

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