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Started 2 years ago by Manifestations of Baboonery
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Manifestations of Baboonery

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Thoughts please.

What about?

'Mars reclaim £25m Bounty now Osama has true taste of paradise, more soon'

'Wasps swarming around £25m Bounty revealed location of Osmama compound, more soon'

Posted 2 years ago #
Qoxiivi

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I anticipate no help whatsoever from community members, but a slew of other chocolate-related puns.

Posted 2 years ago #
Screenie

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Yes but, Qoxiivi, your opinion ain't worth a Dime.

Posted 2 years ago #
bonjonelson

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snickers!

Posted 2 years ago #
Pinhead

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You guys just revel in it

Posted 2 years ago #
Qoxiivi

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At least all the responses are giving his article a Boost...

Posted 2 years ago #
Pinhead

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Gonna be a bit of a marathon thread

Posted 2 years ago #
Screenie

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Definitely causing a Ripple this one.

Posted 2 years ago #
beau-jolly

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Blair claims Bin Laden had CDM's

Posted 2 years ago #
Screenie

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Dude. I've borrowed from your idea and created a new post. Big hat tip added, of course. Feel free to stick two chocolate fingers up next time we meet.

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Pinhead

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I'm staying out of this, it's betwix you pair.

Posted 2 years ago #
Screenie

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Do you Wagon Wheel end up fighting?

Posted 2 years ago #
Qoxiivi

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If you do you can borrow my walnut whip.

Posted 2 years ago #
Qoxiivi

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It could be Yorkie to victory...

Posted 2 years ago #
acwanaut

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You guys are just Nuts. It's clearly a case of the Munchies that's started all of this chocolate talk. You should give up before everyone realises your not smarties.

Posted 2 years ago #
OllieP

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I was going to give this thread a twirl, but couldn't come up with anything.

Posted 2 years ago #
Screenie

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I blame Manifestations of Baboonery for all this silliness, how Dairy Milk so many puns from one Topic.

Posted 2 years ago #
Pinhead

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Quite agree; someone needs to grab him by the curly wurlies.

Posted 2 years ago #
acwanaut

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This really is choc full of bad puns.

Posted 2 years ago #
Screenie

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Thankyou Pinhead, I was hoping someone would succeed where I was failing and slip in a curly-wurly.

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acwanaut

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Now *that's* a whole other section of humour

Posted 2 years ago #
Pinhead

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You're quite welcome Screenie. Don't let that cad bury you.

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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Can I boost this topic? To be honest, I wouldn't get on a flyte with Osama; I guess that makes me a flake. Still, I suppose he's in another Galaxy now. I hear that he liked to club a penguin or two. I'll button my lip, I'm getting con-fuse-ed.

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Screenie

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Aero be reasonable! Up all night? I think you need to take some Time Out, maybe Drifter down to the park and have a healthy Picnic. It'll do you good to Chomp on some Fruit and Nut, I'm not Lion to ya.

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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I once ate some locusts; they were a bit crunchie.

Posted 2 years ago #
Pinhead

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I'm running out of ideas. I was going to ask one of my parents for some suggestions, but mars away today.

Posted 2 years ago #
waylandsmithy

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Apparently, the bounty is being added to a bonus for whoever gets Gaddafi. It's a Rolo-ver.

Posted 2 years ago #
bonjonelson

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Your collective sense of humour texan getting used to

Posted 2 years ago #
waylandsmithy

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There's a conspiracy theory that the bounty has been made much bigger, but frozen for the time-being.

They're making a film about it: V for Vienetta.

I'll get my coat.

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Qoxiivi

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I'll get my coat.

Is it a thick coat of milk chocolate?

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