The controversial New School, planned for the site of the Old School, is to be funded entirely by the tax payer, the Daily Mail has revealed.
The whole project could benefit a whole procession of bogeymen, an investigation has revealed. In phase one, health and safety obsessed builders, brazenly wearing hard hats and insisting on not getting maimed or killed, will take over the site.
In phase two, it will be packed with swivel eyed left wing lunatics - known to insiders as teachers - who will set about wasting public money on whiteboards, IT equipment and outdated books.
The sting will then be set up. The next phase of the plan will involve luring local children into 'an education', where their minds will be filled with extreme left wing dogma on addition, science and maths.
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