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Daily Mail to give panic, alarm with every issue

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QorbeQ

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More soon

Posted 3 years ago #
QorbeQ

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Shock move, Daily Mail website to add "don't panic" button, more soon.

Posted 3 years ago #
nealdoran

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Very good!

While we're on the subject, I've been wondering if there's anything in a story about one of the tabloids giving away a free paedometer with every issue. Something that measures your daily footsteps, but lets out a high-pitched scream that attracts an angry mob every time it comes within range of a potential molester...

Posted 3 years ago #
QorbeQ

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You made me laugh out loud with the paedometer! Nice one!

Posted 3 years ago #

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