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Homeopaths now claim drinking water from the Red Sea will cure terrorism.

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Started 2 years ago by bonjonelson
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bonjonelson

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more soon

Posted 2 years ago #
MADJEZ

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doh wrong thread, like it tho.

Posted 2 years ago #
waylandsmithy

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Genius.

Posted 2 years ago #
Qoxiivi

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At first I didn't get this but I am guessing this is because the Red Sea is where Bin Laden's body has been buried?

Posted 2 years ago #
OllieP

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Like it a lot. But worried you may have given those nutters an idea for another money-making swindle. So get in there first with a patent.

Posted 2 years ago #
4ty2

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far to concentrated. however anglian, thames and yorkshire water already want to raise the price of the water claiming it C32 thus far more potent. nevertheless 4 stars for selling red sea water. Dead sea water would have been 5 stars. I already got the patent after the society of homeopathy confirmed that beating the hell out of him would count as succussion.

Posted 2 years ago #
greg various

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Homeopaths-Bah! Sounds like a bunch of loony poofters to me. Canny idea though but, me bonny lad.
Anyone remember the Campbell's soup/ Coniston Water jokes of the 60s?

Posted 2 years ago #
greg various

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No, me neither.

Posted 2 years ago #
bonjonelson

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Of course it should have been Gulf of Arabia rather than Red Sea. But in my (feeble) defence, that wouldn't have fitted in the title space.

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QorbeQ

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5*

(even though yes, it would have fitted...)

Posted 2 years ago #
bonjonelson

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I did say the defence was pretty feeble :)

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