Pixar pictures moved quickly today, ahead of rival studios, to secure the movie rights to the assassination of Osama Bin Laden.
It is believed that they will use the film as a vehicle for the popular Toy Story characters, with Buzz and Woody leading a team of toy seals to capture the Emperor Zurg bin Laden.
Already signed up for the project are Mr and Mrs Potato head who will be playing the President and First Lady, and Rex the dinosaur as former president George W. Bush.
"It is important that children realise just who the good guys are." said Pixar CEO Larry Travers. "This film, and the associated merchandise, will explain in clear terms to impressionable youngsters that radical Islam is their enemy and corporate America their friend."