or do other people find themselves beginning to believe the growing conspiracy theory that Bin Laden died years ago and that this is a stunt? The story just isn't adding up, something fishy seems to be going on.
"Mission accomplished sir. Bin Laden is dead."
"QUICK! RUSH HIM THROUGH THE DNA SCANNER YOU HAVE IN YOUR BACKPACK POSTHASTE AND THEN GIVE HIM A TRADITIONAL ISLAMIC BURIAL AT SEA *IMMEDIATELY* DESPITE THE ESTABLISHED FACT THAT THE QURAN SAYS PEOPLE SHOULD BE BURIED ON LAND! I DON'T CARE THAT PEOPLE ALL AROUND THE WORLD WILL WANT PROOF OF THE KILL, DISPOSE OF IT IN A WAY SUCH THAT IT CAN NEVER BE RECOVERED FOR EXAMINATION RIGHT NOW!"
