None of you stuck-up baftard cnuts will say it, so let an American do it.
Quick links: NewsBiscuit Home • Chat Room • Writers' Room • Top Ten
God Bless Prince William and Kate!
(27 posts) (15 voices)
-
@ gaijuntendo: The family had an injection of muggle blood a while back which is why Prince Harry has thick ginger hair. This was designed to combat the early on-set male paten baldness gene running through the in-breds.
It's all good for the economy, especially if you sell party tat.
Hoorah, and God save the Queen.Posted 5 years ago # -
Well I was running the bar at our street party and we all had a great time. It meant we weren't exposed to all the media coverage (although I did see the vows being exchanged), and we could focus on ensuring there was no Rebellion IPA left over. Perhaps not the most appropriate beer for a royal wedding street party, but it went down very nicely.
Posted 5 years ago # -
I had a few pints of "RoyAle Wedding" down yer in Dorset. Nice fruity drop.
I did watch the edited highlights on match of the day later on with a bottle of homework. Did anyone else notice a stray riderless horse leaping about with not a comment?Posted 5 years ago # -
@Jeff. I would say no evidence re God at all but clear documented evidence of a few million brits enjoying the wedding. Makes you feel proud etc.
Posted 5 years ago # -
oh and Rik, its the Duke and Dutchess of Cambridge to you. How do you spell genuflect?
Posted 5 years ago # -
Sorry, I thought the Americal spelling was Dutchess. I meant to say Baroness.
Posted 5 years ago # -
Yes, it's an Independence Day thing - we gave up the old Imperial measurements and went Americal a while back.
Funny that our Kate couldn't have legally worn that veil if the wedding was in Paris.
No, not funny, what is the word...?Posted 5 years ago # -
Don't ask me about the morals / politics of having a hereditary sexist and religionist Royal family because there's no way you can make a rational argument for it.
In pragmatic terms though,I thought it was a magnificent occasion and made this gnarled old cynic genuinely proud of our great nation, as well as very happy for the couple.
So... for once I'm happy to set aside all logic and wave a flag with the best of 'em!
Posted 5 years ago #
Reply
You must log in to post.