Self deluded wannabe pop star Andrew Stone of Pineapple Dance Studios has issued a statement saying he would be available to sing at William and Kates wedding if required.
'I had expected them to ask me much sooner rather than leave it 'til the last minute. But I have kept my busy diary free just in case'
It's not clear whether the 'celebrity' and 'pop star' would be singing solo or with his group Star Man. The group's last single sold precisely 14 copies, all bought by Andrew's Mum.