BBC funding model to be more widely adopted
It was announced today, to general shouts of acclamation, that “the unique way the BBC is funded” will no longer be unique. From now on,...
National Trust suspends Keir Starmer's membership
The National Trust has voted to suspend Prime Minister Keir Starmer over his role in increasing National Insurance contributions. Members...
Sesame Street Raided by ICE
Following the suspension of Elmo's Twitter account for a series of antisemitic and racist posts blamed on a hacker, Immigration and...
Palestine Action avoid ban by joining Epstein list
The group’s spokesperson confirmed: ‘You can’t be a proscribed a terror group, if you don’t exist.’ Officials at the Home Office have...
Unite suspends 86 MPs
After suspending Angela Raynor, the Unite union has decided to suspend the memberships of all 86 of the Labour MPs that it supports. A...
‘Schrödinger's cat’ metaphor replaced by ‘Epstein’s List’
The thought experiment derived by Erwin Schrödinger in which a hypothetical cat is both alive and dead at the same time has been...
Wicked Witch of the West faces backlash over disability defence
The former Flying Monkey Wrangler, Elphaba Thropp, is facing criticism from the Lollipop Guild and the Lullaby League after she appeared...
Is the Chancellors Growth Plan just a blank sheet of paper?
The Chancellor's Growth Plan has been dramatically leaked from No. 11 Downing Street. The police have been brought in and are...
Starmer Snap Election
Keir Starmer has denied confiding to NewsBiscuit's non-existent parliamentary correspondent that, in light of the way he and his...
Farage to sue satnav company after failing to locate Clacton
Nigel Farage, Prime Minister-in-Waiting, has announced a lawsuit against Trotters Independent Traders over ‘dodgy’ navigation advice....
