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Why this site sucks donkey d-cks.

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Started 2 years ago by rikkor
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rikkor

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I got a private message today from a relatively new NB-er who is p-ssing off because of all the bad karma evidenced here. Just an FYI.

Posted 2 years ago #
Jeremy Hunt

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He's not a bad judge.

Posted 2 years ago #
FormerlyAlOPecia

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Nice alliteration.

Posted 2 years ago #
wallster

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I've tried really hard to become part of the Newsbiscuit beastiality clique, but seems after all I've failed. Having visited this site for 2 and a half years I've yet to come across, or indeed in, the donkey fellation room.

Bastards!

Posted 2 years ago #
Oxbridge

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This from the creator of badger fisting??

Posted 2 years ago #
jp1885

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Bad karma? The chat room is a vertiable chimps' tea party compared to the trollfest it was when I packed up and left last year. I've only been back a month and now it's supposedly going downhill agai-

Oh.

Posted 2 years ago #
wallster

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@Oxy - The badger thing was just me trying to keep my hand in.

Posted 2 years ago #
rickwestwell

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My god, Wallster - I thought those were chic elbow-length stripy gloves!

Posted 2 years ago #
Scroat

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It's quite civilised at the moment.

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Scroat, it is relatively civilized because only 5 people visit each month.

Posted 2 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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...and three of them are the same person.

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Quelle drollerie, almost b-day girl.

Posted 2 years ago #
andhrimnir

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what is a "donkey duck"?

Posted 2 years ago #
riesler

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I thought it was a donkey dock, where you unload donkeys.

Posted 2 years ago #
MADJEZ

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I believe the unloading donkeys part's right anyway.... ewwwwww

Posted 2 years ago #
the coarse whisperer

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The trouble with having a competition element is that people get all, well...competitive about it. If I didn't think it would attract a disproportionate amount of French contributions I would suggest having a collaborators of the month award.

Posted 2 years ago #
bonjonelson

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Epic success.

Searching "Google" for "d-cks" reveals this very thread in the top few results.

I'm still no closer to learning how to pronounce it though.

Posted 2 years ago #
FormerlyAlOPecia

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I think that it is Swahili, and should be pronounced with a click in the middle.

Posted 2 years ago #
MADJEZ

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I believe they are quite partial to you makng a clicking sound while sucking..

Posted 2 years ago #
Scroat

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Rikkor: calm down dear.

Posted 2 years ago #
Anonymous

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Donkey decks: a form of horse music. See: acid horse, happy horse, hard horse, gnu wave, Italian steedcore.

Posted 2 years ago #
ronseal

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This whole cyber bullying thing could be put to good use.

Maybe we could refuse to be Facebook friends with Colonel Gaddaffi

And give him negative feedback as an eBay trader. (That really hurts when someone does that, as it ruins your approval rates. Take it from me)

Come on Rikkor, you're American. Think positive.

We gotta monetise this concept!!

Posted 2 years ago #
Scroat

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@Waylandsmithy - Horsemusic! Lea Nicholson! A real gem of a record. Still waiting for this to be reissued on CD.

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Ron, you are right about downgrading someone on Ebay. Most reputable seller's would rather have a testicle removed than get a negative comment.

My favorite trick is when they state "don't know if it's sterling silver or not." They get all huffy when you ask them why they are dealing antiques if they don't know what makes something sterling. In the US, it just has a big mark STERLING. Not too hard to figure out.

Posted 2 years ago #
ronseal

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Rogue apostrophe there, Rikkor.

Have you been celebrating?

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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You are right about the rogue apostrophe. Well, I'm not perfect, but I'm perfect for you.

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