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Truebiscuit: Woman caught with 1kg of meth in her vagina "innocent"

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Izziere

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"I didn't know they were narcotics", she tells court.

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Posted 2 years ago #
Iscariot

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"The people who gave it to me said it was for putting in a crack pipe, so I did." Would have made a much better alibi.

Posted 2 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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I love that it was her "walking suspiciously" that gave it away.

Posted 2 years ago #
arthurminnit

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in the interests of science i tried to hold a Kg of Meth in my vagina.
sadly being a male and not having a handy vagina to use, i had to use my rectum, and being a non drug user, i used the equivalent weight(about 2 pints) in meths, and let me tell you something, im not surprised she was walking suspiciously!
ive been crouched over the toilet for three days now, with agonising cramps and profuse blood loss.
and they say science is dull!

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Well done, Arthur! I was wondering why my meth often smelled funny. Now I know.

Posted 2 years ago #
rickwestwell

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Maybe she'd just run out of space in the overhead locker?

"Did you pack your vagina yourself, Madam?"

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