As today is the anniversary of 1994, what better time than to post a few news headlines from The Day Today.
Bouncing Elephantiasis Woman destroys Central Portsmouth.
Bryan Ferry Bathmat Dangerous Say Scientists.
Bottomley refreshed after three days on Cross.
Branson's clockwork dog crosses Atlantic floor.
and sacked chimney-sweep pumps boss full of mayonnaise.
How about more surreal headlines on NB?