Bloody quiet day on the High Street!
Newsbiscuit contributor accused of cluster-bombing
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Can I have a bottle of your 14% 2010 dry Cat Piss at £3.99 please? That'll keep you occupied for a bit. Oh and some dry roast nuts too, ta.
Um, No. However, if you fancy a bottle of Chassagne-Montrachet 1ier Cru Domaine Champ Gains and a Partagas No. 4, you'd get change out of £100. If you ask nicely I might even snip the end of the cigar for you too.
ah! Headline doesn't work any more without the other 8 headlines below it. Ah well, it was of the moment.
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