Speaking alongside infamous youth activist Michael "only-blow-the-bloody-doors-off" Caine during a recent press conference, Tory leader David Cameron said "Show me a gang taking drugs and I'll show you a group of people who have nothing to look forward to,".
Drug-taking gangs have responded in opposition to this with an anonymous spokesperson pointing out that, more factually, they would be "really very very eagerly looking forward to their next score."