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Cabinet lunch crisis as sandwich order is decided by AV. More soon.
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waylandsmithy
offlineMemberThis has huge potential! Cameron orders swan sandwiches, Cable orders fish paste, and Clegg claims to want cheese and salad, but secretly orders a pork pie.
By AV, the entire cabinet ends up with pot noodles, despite no-one ordering one directly.
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John Wiltshire
offlineMember'Eric is here - who ordered Pickles?'
'Lots of people in uniform playing brass instruments are here - who ordered Sal Army?'
'There's a man here to fix the piano - who ordered the tuna?'
'There's a man here with a horrible disease - who ordered the salmon?' 'Ella.'
'There's a prostitute here with a small round red vegetable - who ordered horseradish?'
'Bruce Foxton, Rick Buckler and Paul Weller are here - who order the jam?'Posted 2 years ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberJohn Prescott here: who ordered the fat ugly bastard. Not sure I've quite got the hang of this.
Posted 2 years ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberDianne Abbott here: Did any one order a
bloh! ... an iconic northern delicacy made from pigs blood?Posted 2 years ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberSuggs here: Surely madness will follow.
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waylandsmithy
offlineMemberThe BNP are insisting on white bread.
Posted 2 years ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberEarl of Sandwich here: anything named after me?
What, Montagu?c White Horse Distillers
Posted 2 years ago #
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