A group of lemurs has made an official complaint to ABTA, claiming their booking with Virgin Holidays is a 'scam'.
"We were really excited when Sir Richard Branson offered us a holiday, but when we looked closely at the booking, we were horrified", claimed Mrukkk Kkk Frkk, who represents the group of lemurs.
"For starters, who in their right mind would want to travel to somewhere called 'Moskito Island'?" said Mrukkk. "And we've all seen the viral complaint about the meals on Virgin flights: I for one don't wish to find peas in my dessert."
But there is one other detail hidden in the small-print that has really upset the lemurs. Mrukkk explains: "on close examination, we discovered that the flights were one-way. What the devil is Mr Branson playing at? We may be a sort of bouncy, skinny monkey, but we're not daft".
Sir Richard Branson was unavailable for comment, but a representative for Virgin was later seen trying to flog timeshares to a group of meerkats.