Top royal watchers are on tenterhooks, the gossip columnists squirming deeper into their ever-moistening seats. The question on everyone's lips is "Are the rumours correct?" Will Prince William really wear his official RAF uniform to "That Wedding", like his work mates, or will he be provided with something more photogenic, to appeal more to the world's media, perhaps something with lots of bright scarlet and black with gold braid trim, epaulettes, shoulder boards, aiguillettes, and gold buttons? The smart money is on the RAF uniform with some trimmings but we're all agog, and dimply sighing to know.... Can't Wait!!!!
And the side-show rider to this unbearable conundrum is the question of what costume will his uncle Ted be made to wear this time round? Oh!! Roll on a Freek on Widay!!!! What a Day!!!!
Buckingham Palace, as ever, remained light-tipped last night.