The bizarre beings known as Jedward have totally failed to pull even a single girl between them, and so they have announced they have taken a vow of celibacy until they find out what's wrong with them.
'Girls are like - so icky!' said one. 'And they - say things and have got like - bumps on their body!' said the other one.
'And we say to them - would you like to watch a Teletubbies dvd with us?' 'And they, like, go all funny and say something which our mammy says is rude.'
'So we've decided that until we can find a girl to watch Teletubbies with us, we're not going to go near icky yukky girls.'
'But we still don't know why they don't want to watch Teletubbies dvds with us,' said whichever one it was. 'What's wrong with us? Just look at us and tell us - what's wrong with us?'
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Jedward can't pull girls, so they pretend to be celibate
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