Enda Kenny, Irish Taoiseach, has arrived in the United Kingdom, where he or she plans to meet with Prime Minister David Cameron. Discussion topics are to include how to pronounce the word 'Taoiseach', what a 'Taoiseach' actually is, and whether 'Enda' is a boy's name or a girl's name.
Mr Cameron told reporters 'Ireland and the United Kingdom once had a very close relationship, not unlike the relationship a pimp has with the women in his stable. But since 1916 our two countries have pursued separate paths, separate politics, and separate languages. I am anxious to see what these Irish are actually like now, and learn some of their oddly-spelt words'.
Speaking through a translator, Mr or Mrs Kenny said the s/he would have a pint of Guinness, corned beef hash, and some soda bread. S/he then danced a jig without moving his/her arms before getting into a fist fight with Nick Clegg.