In a joint communique this evening, the MoD and Buckingham Palace have been delighted to announce that Lieutenant H Wales has been given the wank of a Captain and a new uniform. Oh! Peel those bells!! What exquisite timing! Because, as extraordinarily good fortune would have it, Harry will now be able to flash his pip, alongside his brother, on "The Day", live in front of a TV audience of grillions across the globe. Very nice timing! Very Well done!
A royal pokesman last night remained as light tipped as ever....
Pip pip (pip)
NB. PH is, however, a bloody nice bloke, deserves the gong, and can take a joke! (it says here).