Therefore, you're all a bunch of bastards!
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I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet
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Posted 10 years ago #
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*pop*
There you go.
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Don't worry JP. We're all saying it behind your back.
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I'll say it to his face, or if his face isn't available I'll at least leave him a hastily-scribbled note before he gets back and sees who it's from...
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Excuse me if I don't sidle up to my accuser, roll on my back, whimper, and wave my arms and legs in the air while waiting to have my tummy tickled and maybe, if I'm lucky, get a pat on the head...
But I was gardening at the weekend and can't move today.
However...
*POP* if that helps.
Posted 10 years ago # -
I see Rikkor's been at the tags again... :-)
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Or the tabs
Posted 10 years ago # -
Damn those tags - why do they have to be so piercingly accurate?
Posted 10 years ago # -
I need a bit more to go on, stereotype-wise, before I can take a proper pop. Please fill in the questionnaire and I'll get back to you asap.
Posted 10 years ago # -
Lardy Attention Seeking Twat. I actually refer to a kid I teach as an AST (most of the aforementioned), but he doesn't look to be as keen on doughnuts as you. Will that do?
Posted 10 years ago # -
That'll do nicely - though I'm more of a savory (pizza and kebab) than sweet (doughnuts) man.
Posted 10 years ago # -
I think you're an incredibly sweet man, JP.
Ya wanker.Posted 10 years ago # -
JP, how could you forget what Oxy and I did to you in Ledbury?
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Sure I had my shopping list here somewhere
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Oh for fuck sake! Haven't you taken the hint yet jp?
The reason no-one had taken a pop at you was because we were all hoping you'd just fuck off.Now fuck off.
(x)
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Ah, that's more like it - 'fuck off', 'wanker', 'shopping list' - thanks all, I feel included now :-)
JP, how could you forget what Oxy and I did to you in Ledbury?
With the help of expensive therapy and strong medication Sauce.Posted 10 years ago # -
west midlands sex god **?+*&"*?#**????????
is that in Tipton or GornallPosted 10 years ago # -
Surely 'west midlands sex god' is an oxymoron?
Posted 10 years ago # -
Dear Mr 1885
Thank you for your completed questionnaire and direct debit mandate. This month's personalised pop is: 'Toss off, you pisser'.
Posted 10 years ago # -
Watch this space! Next month we're offering "Fuck off you wanker" with a free "Bugger off you <insert regional description here> pillock.
Also watch out for more Buy One Get Stuffed Free offers in June!!
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