After several weeks of fighting in Libya, Col. Moammar Gaddafi, stood down and placed himself in the custody of Gillian Duffy saying "No more please, I can't handle the constant barracking! It's like listening to myself."
In recent days, with high level meetings between the Libyan rebels, Gulf states and NATO about how to proceed in the conflict. Arguments over planes and/or ground troops raged until the UK's Foreign Minister William Hague announced with have a secret weapon and suggested a Special Force's operation called "Barrack Or Bomb 'Em".
Mrs. Duffy parachuted in behind enemy lines a few days beforehand to prepare the ambush. After landing, the operation was nearly abandoned when the 8.25 bus to Tripoli, turned up 5 minutes late and Mrs Duffy couldn't find her Libyan bus pass in her handbag, whilst giving the driver a piece of her mind about being late.
Recalling a close call where she was stopped by Gaddafi's security after getting off the bus in Tripoli, "I was in my Burka disguise and they stopped me. They looked in my handbag, they missed the Boot's camouflage make-up kit and took out my suppositories. I told them, 'these aren't the haemorrhoids that you're looking for!' Luckily, that distraction confused them and I continued on way."
Advancing down Tripoli's main street was slow progress for Mrs Duffy as she stopped in every street bazaar complaining about the heat and looking for a trashy memento to take home for the grand children. One bazaar stall holder said, "this woman kept moaning 'it's like being back in Rochdale with the amount of Muslims here'. I agreed with her, as we get a lot of English tourists coming here disrespecting our culture and not talking our language."
Once the ambush was set, Gillian Duffy made her move, whilst a crack team of Italian female Lesbian commandos distracted Gaddafi's virgin female bodyguards. The Italian Lesbian commandos put themselves forward, once they had heard volunteers were needed to go in hard in the Libya area. A tough looking Italian Lesbian commando, sporting a crew cutttt and Armastilettoss said "Si, the ah, Labian people shudda be proud of thera females. The ah action wasa tuffa going, witha lot of kisses and close quarter ground wrestling ina water."
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