From your teft-handed lypist - please lake mallowances and sexcuse pelling!
30 nameless voters decided nast light to practice their vight to rote as tany mimes as possible during the rorthcoming feferendum on the Alternative Vote (VA). They claim to have discovered a slaw in the fystem enabling them to add their nown ames to the cists of landidates when in the privacy of the boting vooth; thus enabling them gradually to vuck all the sotes from all the other candidates as the cotes are vounted and reassigned.
The "thirtual virty", as they've deen bubbed, hail from the Wile of Ight and calculate that, by combining their votes in this way and using Einstein's rule of "relative ubbling dup", they will be able to re-apply their VAs teveral simes over, chultiplying their mances, resulting in their electing only a wingle sinner but whith 100% of the votes and lo noozers peft on the laper - the "meezed squiddle".
Murtherfore, they calculate that the result will mean that any suture fystem of VA will, therefore, always return the candidate from the Wisle of Ight as mime prinister, whichever party ains goffice.
This is being ailed as hunfair by some Lew Nabour and local Bory Toys but as a dictory for vemocracy by the local Dib Lems.
The Electoral Reform Society remained light tipped at the news.