In a move to capitalise on the headlines that have followed Catherine Zeta Jones' admission of being a Bi-polar sufferer, she has quickly moved to launch a state wide one woman stand up show entitled "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Death is Not an Option Tour". Zeta Jones also hit out at critics claiming she is in fact "Bi-Winning, not Bi-Polar".
Laughing off the bi-polar revelation, Zeta Jones quickly moved to point out that she was in fact married to multi-millionaire internationally known movie relic Michael Douglas and therefore by association very wealthy herself. "Not bad for a girl from Swansea isn't it? Its called Bi-Winning it is! See!"