In the light of the recent budget cuts, and the savings made by scrapping minor operations for wisdom teeth and the like, David Cameron is today expected to announce the devastating news that all the NHS hospitals in the UK are to close permanently.
It really is quite simple he said in his 'history making' speech, ‘Sick people are costing this country a fortune and I have no intentions of repeating the expensive mistakes made by my predecessors by continuing to pour unlimited resources down the 'drain' that is the NHS'.
Next on his agenda are rumoured to be ‘lollypop’ men and women, government funded homeless shelters, childcare facilities and hospices for the elderly.
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NHS Scrapped – Total Shut Down of All Hospitals Saves Massive Amounts of Money!
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numerounachica
offlineMemberPosted 2 years ago # -
I keep seeing lollipop men and women at pedestrian crossings, what's the point of that, surely you need one or the other?
It's kind of like employing somebody to hold up a sign that's already nailed to a wall.
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John Wiltshire
offlineMemberExactly as I said: http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22287#post-60182
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