TV advert frontman Billy Murray attempted to call in some favours from the team of expert lawyers he's been promoting for the last 18 months at Injury Lawyers 4 U after his wife suffered a horrific work place accident.
"She was working at the stove one moment" said Murray "when "Bam!", a frying pan flies across the room and smashed her in the old boat race. I mean who makes Spag Bol on a Tuesday? Everyone knows I like toad'n the 'ole on a Tuesday! I quickly followed up the frying pan with a rolling pin and Queen Victoria bust. She rings the Old Bill, then that's it, I'm charged with GBH. Smashing."
Billy Murray quickly demonstrated his wily eye for detail and immediately rang the Injury Lawyers 4U hotline to take on the case recognising his wife had suffered a brutal and sustained attack that clearly wasn't her fault. Excited by the no win, no fee promise Murray felt he was on to a right little earner.
The Injury lawyers 4U team at first thought the call was a prank but on listening to the gravelly cockney caller's voice and comparing it to reruns of their own nauseating TV advert they realised they were one of the same.
Injury Lawyers 4 U were unavailable for comment but it is believed they are rapidly trying to terminate the TV hardman's contract and severe links before their reputation is tarnished beyond all repair.