A NewsBiscuit writer today was accused of making a "really rubbish obvious contribution". The alleged obviousness concerns a submission about Wayne Rooney’s swearing incident. There are also allegations that the contribution reflects what actually happened and not a parody of it.
We could really do without this sort of thing, said a spokesperson for the satirical website which prides itself on being more original and cleverer than the average bunch of random satirists. “We have standards to maintain” he affirmed.
So that you can judge for yourselves, a brief clip from the submission is reproduced here. “Wayne Rooney read from a prepared statement at a packed press conference at Old Trafford ‘What the f*** have it got to do with you, you bunch of f****** f***wits. Just f*** off and leave me f****** alone you f****** t****’.”
See what I f****** mean, said the NewsBiscuit spokesperson.