Something for that key-ring, a lanyard for the penknife. A wrist loop for the torch.
Put the kettle on, make a pot, settle down and 'just do it'. The stuff's all on Amazon and can be delivered to your door.
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offlineUnregisteredPosted 2 years ago # -
Ironduke
offlineMember'Man-knitting' is actually the term for the entangled strands of electric cable, guyline, bungee cord, rope and baler twine on the floor of your garage, all of which are breathlessly awaiting their 'come in handy' moment, which is no doubt just around the corner.
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Anonymous
offlineUnregisteredOh dear, this is going where I didn't expect it to err, go. Too late to edit or get outa her as well.
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Anonymous
offlineUnregisteredYou need a lanyard on each, so that they're not accidentally dropped or left at a "CS" before the "I".
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Somthing like this, perhaps.The earlier mention of knitting ordinaire, perl, purl whatever reminds me of the Yorkshire Ripper's unusual use for a sleeveless, vee neck knitted tank top. I'll say no more.
Work it outok then, put your legs in the sleeves, and the vee allows 'room to maneouvre'.Posted 2 years ago # -
Anonymous
offlineUnregisteredNot sure whether that was police only info, oh well, he'll be out soon.
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Ironduke
offlineMemberSo instead of pissing about for years looking for him again, you were planning to look for a suspicious spike in tank-top sales figures next time?
And I'm afraid I still have some questions. The function of the v-neck, I get. The ingeneously unorthodox use of knitwear I understand and could even, potentially, admire the lateral thinking. Not wanting to have your trousers round your ankles...yes, makes sense.
But here's the bit I don't understand...did he really think that he would appear less instantly alarming going around with bare legs and his tackle hanging out of an inverted wooly? If not, then he would have had to also wear a pair of trousers on top, in which case he would have had to remove the trousers anyway, and suddenly the only benefit of the knitwear over a simple t-shirt is, well, an extra layer for snuggy warmth.
So far, it seems to suggest a slightly deranged mind and twisted logic on his part, which perhaps should come as little surprise.
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