A catholic boys football team bas been criticised for being costantly penetrated at the back.
In practise, coach Father Leery confesses that he's asked the back four serious questions, and subjects his defenders to all kinds of 'probing balls' scenarios. But, he says, his boys are constantly subject to rearguard collapse. 'And you can't blame me for it,' says Leery. 'I say their scorecard should remain unspoiled, but my bishop says differently. And in my church, we're not allowed to beat the bishop.'
However, the catholics aren't the only sinners. Protestant boys team.... [MUST GET BACK TO THIS]
On the other hand, their Muslim counterparts.... ETC
MUST START SOME PROPER WORK NOW