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   StoopyDeGunt
   

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   Top artwork Red.

   I don't know if it's the drugs I've been testing, but do those buttocks seem too rounded? Among swimwear models, is there a culture of bottom implants?

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   MADJEZ
   

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   Good job chaps. It must have been hell Red, trawling the net to find just the right photo for this, must have taken several hours of 'research time' unless of course you had it already.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   edward hack
   

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   Could explain that cramp in his arm

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Scroat
   

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   What the poor chap goes through just to get the right picture. Above and beyond the call of duty Red.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Mary Evans
   

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   I think the objectification of women is disgusting and offensive and has prompted me to draft a series of unprovoked personal attacks that I shall be posting on the Chat board immediately. I yearn for the days when you could just drop into this place and pick up a few racist gags to tell the gals over brunch, laugh in a superior fashion at those sweet little chippy Northern types and indulge in a spot of light bullying.
   This place really is going to the dogs.
   But a cracking FP dusky, comme toujours.
   (That's French for 'as always' for those of you who weren't privately educated. Poor loves.)

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Zadok the second
   

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   I'd side more towards 'as usual' than 'as always', Mary. And Stoopy, for years I have been trying to get my own brand of bum-lift implants (Bu-tox) going, to little avail.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   jp1885
   

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   Too distracted to write... ladies buttocks...

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   editor
   

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   Actually Red is away on holiday leaving me to do the pics myself. Have you any idea how long it took to find a picture of Samantha Cameron modelling swimwear? Mind you I think she's keeping her figure well considering she's three months pregnant...

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Scroat
   

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   Ay up. Fair do's.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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    Mary Evans
    

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    So now we're stereotyping all pregnant women as fat are we?
    This place makes me sick.
    Although that might be the second portion of Sticky Toffee Pudding I've just consumed.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Mrblacker
    

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    someone said there was a story attached to the buttocks picture?

    Why?

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    sauce
    

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    Jeez but those pants look painful. But probably less painful than marriage to Cameron.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Mary Evans
    

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    I'm with you, Saucy. Give me a nice comfy pair of Bridgets any day. I think I've only ever worn one thong. Might still be wearing it for all I know.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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